Me Tuesday and Wednesday.

I be never eatin' in the cafeteria again. I ate of the macaroni yesterday and only later be I discoverin' that it made all of me hair fall out.

It be nigh impossible to be a self-respectin' pirate without hair. I mean, look at our glorious history, full of pirates with full heads o' hair and long beards--Blackbeard and Redbeard, just to name two with "beard" in their names.

I refuse to be Ol' Baldy Barbossa, thank ye very much.

Jake be gettin' a nice shiny box yesterday. It came with all manner of strange gifts from one of his teachers, but he was convinced it would blow up if'n I touched it. Though I love me a good explosion, I figgered losin' all of me hair yesterday was enough of an adventure.

I was most disappointed not to have music class last night--I was lookin' forward to showin' Professor Ted me work on the triangle. I did see that thar be an open-mic night in town. Mayhaps I can impress the locals with me dramatic interpretation o' "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."